Bugsy
One of those embarrassing people you see dancing down the street.
ASK ASK ASK
becoming an adult is weird
it’s like
wow i can drive a car and set my own schedule
wow i can go online and buy 50 dragon dildos
wait what?
did i stutter
staying home alone is cool because yay i can go out for a walk at 3 in the morning and cook whatever i want and play some weird loud music and walk around in nothing but a t shirt and pee with the door open but its also terrifying because did my eye just twitch am i having a stroke oh my god i am going to die alone of a stroke at the age of 18 and my family will come home to a very messy house and a rotting body
The year is 2030. A family is sitting round a dinner table.
Child: Can you pass the salt?
Mother: *glares*
Mother: Now, you know that's not polite. Ask nicely.
Child: *sighs*
Child: Swiggity swalt, pass me the salt.
Mother: Very good.
i used to be so picky about what i post and reblog but it’s just slowly deteriorated into a state of “why not”
